Joke For Each Of Us Tonight

We were conferencing on my cell the other day and Zw was actually craving for AJISEN ramen and there i was strongly recommending SANTOUKA ramen.
Very ON-FRIENDS i have, there we were!

TAN ZW, as usual, too short for us,
explaining the difficult posture.
HAHAHA

sad to say, i dunno why but it just tasted abit
not the same..
Or was it my taste bud have got a change too?
$14 each

as we roamed round and round clarke quay area,
we finally chosen the best chillout area for us on
a ladies night.
STARBUCKS.
Zw is still healing from broken love,
Hw is carrying one big ball in front of her.
so, STARBUCKS it shall be.

sorry for the tissue mess.
it was me it was me.
i only realised it was me when Hw went,
"eh qing, u keep taking the tissue for what ah?"

thing is, i wasnt doing anything with it.
not like i had running nose or sth,
i just play with it while chatting.

Zw's out of love and seriously if only i could do anything to him..
Shes a known devoted one, i really meant real real devoted one.
The truth is always always ugly. But who dun wan the truth honestly? No matter how ugly it is going to be.

I stared to view it this way, if theres a ugly truth meant to be kept anywhere, keep it well. Keep it right underneath, dun ever bring it up. Its ugly, too ugly and since its almost impossible to amend and u noe it brings only misery, then make sure u die with it. As harsh as the reality can be, dun u think this can only be the only harsh solution to make the harsh reality seems less harsher?
If by any means truth is out, be it on own accord or by accident, we only have ourselves to blame. Life is that harsh sadly. :(

Anyway, Hw's delivery date is drawing nearer and nearer. I feel her fear and excitment at the same time. This is very much all woman have got to go through at least once in a lifetime.
Rest assured that cigarettes be send to her as gift after birth, what she needing it we suppose. HAHA!

Regarding the Joke for us;

-Hw's have got the urge to answer her nature call before we seperated. Like us, we shared the same feel that its still better to settle it at home. Zw and i laughed at her and even asked her to go back redhill, her own home just to use the toilet.

-Shortly after me and Zw boarded the train, her face turned pale and we had to alight the immediate next stop just to get her a cubicle to answer her very URGENT call. So much for laughing at Hw just now! HAHAHA. I couldnt stop laughing at her when she came out with a big sign of relief.
I whatsapp Hw and she already walking home! With no URGENT call to answer to. HAHA!

-Yes i laughed and laughed. Karma for me after that lor! One auntie stepped on my wedges. Half of the sole came off. I was praying hard in the train with Zw that it wont came off totally or not i will be the ultimate JOKE for everyone in the train. Everything was cool and calm till i stepped out of the station and WHOLE ENTIRE SOLE CAME OFF.
OH GOODNESS.
Holding the broken pair of wedges, stood by the roadside and awaited Boar's cab who was on her way back to save me from walking any further on my bared foot!

See, dun laugh at people, u get it double back!